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Mystery Box
Mystery Box
✝️ Christ at the heart of your Christmas
✨ 100 warm LEDs in lush pine branches
⏱️ Sets up in 5 minutes
Mystery Box
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Put it in the front window facing the street. Two neighbors have already knocked on our door to ask where we got it.
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Fuller than I expected, and the lights are a soft warm white, not that harsh blue. It looks beautiful next to our nativity set.
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Bought it as a surprise for my wife. Took about twenty minutes to set up and she hasn't stopped smiling since.
Description
Description
Every house on the street has a Christmas tree. Yours will show the reason for the season. ✝️
A 6-foot cross, wrapped top to bottom in full, realistic pine branches, lit with 100 warm LED lights and dressed in a flowing white drape. Switch the lights on in the evening and the whole room glows around it — the first thing every guest sees when they walk in. ✨
What comes in the box: the greenery-covered cross, a sturdy metal stand with floor-protecting caps, a 33 ft string of 100 warm LED lights, and the white drape. The poinsettias, roses, pinecones and berries in our photos are styling ideas — pick up your favourites at any craft store and make it truly yours. 🎁
Up in minutes. Slot the cross into the metal stand, wrap the lights, lay the drape over the arms and fluff the branches into shape. The tips bend easily, so you can fill out every gap until it looks just right. ⏱️
Not just for Christmas. The white drape is the traditional Easter drape too, so bring it out again at Easter, for a First Communion, a Baptism or a memorial. It's a piece your family will set up year after year. 🙏
How fast will it ship?
How fast will it ship?
Due to high demand, the Crawling Grump is currently on preorder. Processing and delivery can take 1 to 2 weeks. Shipping is FREE worldwide, and you'll get a tracking number the moment your order ships. 🚚
If you want it standing in your living room for Christmas, order with room to spare — the week before Christmas is not when you want it to arrive. 🎄
What exactly comes in the box?
What exactly comes in the box?
The greenery-covered cross, the metal stand, a 33 ft string of 100 warm LED lights, and the white drape. 📦
Is it hard to set up?
Is it hard to set up?
No. Slot the cross into the metal stand, wrap the lights, lay the drape over the arms and fluff the branches. A clear instruction sheet is in the box. 🛠️
The branch tips are flexible, so you can shape them to fill any gaps and get it looking full. 🌲
Can I use it after Christmas?
Can I use it after Christmas?
Yes — that's the beauty of it. The white drape is the traditional Easter drape too, and it works just as well for a First Communion, a Baptism or a memorial service. ✝️
What if it doesn't work out?
What if it doesn't work out?
You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee. 🛡️
If it doesn't arrive as described or you're simply not happy with it, message us and we'll refund you. No sending it back, no argument. ✅
Christmas Homes Centered On Him
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★★★★★
My mother cried when she saw it
I set it up in my mom's living room while she was at church. When she came home and saw it lit up in the corner, she put her hand over her heart and just stood there. She said it was the most meaningful Christmas decoration she has ever had. She keeps the lights on every evening now.
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★★★★★
We didn't put up a tree this year
We wanted our kids to remember what Christmas is actually about, so the cross went where the tree usually stands. On Christmas Eve we all sat on the rug in our pajamas and read the nativity story under the lights. My 5-year-old asked if we can keep it up forever.
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★★★★★
Our church foyer has never looked better
I'm on our church's decorating committee and ordered one for the foyer. The first Sunday, people kept stopping to take photos with it before service. It's full, the lights are warm and it went up in an afternoon with two of us. We're ordering a second one for the fellowship hall.
Loved In Your Home — Or You Get Your Money Back
Set it up, switch it on, point it at somebody. If it doesn't do exactly what the video shows, message us within 30 days and we'll refund you in full. No restocking fee, and in most cases we won't even ask you to ship it back.